macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

romantically-dysfunctional:

morrissarty:

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit

shut the fuck up new zealand

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.