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  • plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
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17yr:

17yr:

how was the roman empire cut in half

with a pair of ceasars

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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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ghostysock:

getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life

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multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry
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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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pax-caelestis:

i think this is my fav
i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it
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fawun:

I
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karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
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If you don’t understand mental illness, good. Good for you. You shouldn’t have to understand.

If you don’t understand why some people can’t get out of bed in the morning, good. I hope you jump out of your bed every day ready to take the world by storm.
If you don’t understand how someone could drag a blade across their skin, or bruise themselves, pick, probe, burn, then good. I hope you’re never that desperate to feel something.
If you don’t understand what would drive a girl to keep starving herself despite everything she’s lost in the process, good. I hope you stay heavy and present and real.
If you don’t understand what eating everything in your kitchen only to throw it all up solves, good. I hope you always remember that it solves nothing.
If you don’t understand why he won’t just go to rehab or church or find someone who can help him, good. I hope you always remember you have somewhere to turn.
If you don’t understand how she can put getting high above her own children, good. I hope you never fall in love with a substance that only kills you in return.
If you don’t understand how someone can keep swallowing bottles of pills, tying knots in ropes, or standing at the tops of bridges, good. I hope you’re never that desperate for relief.
If you don’t understand how people do it, good.
You’re not supposed to.
It’s all fucking sick.
It’s all fucking mental.

When you say your prayers tonight, thank God for ignorance.
It’s healthy.

— “If You Don’t Understand” (via adderalldust)
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(original&#160;: Trop Rogue )
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